"Don't embarrass him. He just needs to drink water from my big fake titties"

Ahhh Vegas.  The city of wasted youngsters celebrating bachelor parties and 21st birthdays.  OR middle aged men doing coke and getting hookers!  I'll never forget this one busy Saturday where I hear about a couple in a cabana having sex.  The cabana hosts are talking about it because the man is old and the girl is wasted.  The cabanas close and I'm out on the pool deck trying to make the cash.  This lady with an Ed Hardy hat waves me over as she's in the pool straddling an older male with greying hair.  I bend down so I can hear her (with the music from the pool party blaring) and she's speaking words but not formulating sentances.  I really can't understand what she's trying to tell me!  Finally she says "You don't even care do you, I'm trying to be considerate" blah blah blah.  I look to the older man expecting him to apologize for her but I don't think he's heard a work she's said!  Now she wants a beer.  But not in the pool where she is, she wants me to bring it to her cabana (which is closed).  I let her know that it's closed and I can bring it to her right where she is but she wants me to meet her at the entrance to her cabana and bring it to her there.  When I tell her "no" she says "FORGET IT THEN".  Nasty lady.  Not even pretty.  Not even skinny....she's GROSS.  I tell the story to my coworker as all employees in the service industry do (we all talk about you constantly, for better or for worse) and I come to find out it's the same couple having sex earlier. Soooooo a bit later I'm walking by and I notice the Ed Hardy lady has her big boobs out but the man who she's straddling is passed out!  Or passing out!  His head is limp and she keeps making sure it doesn't go under water.  Her friends come over and they are standing on the pool deck picking up the guys arms so he's not slouching into the water and drowning...what I sight!  I run and call security and tell a pool manager.  Pool Manager goes and talks to couple and she's blabbering and blabbering I can't hear hear.  He runs over to me and asks how long it's been since I called security.  We look down the walkway and there is Mr. Security, Coffee Bean in one hand and cell phone in the other hand, texting.  "Hey get over here!!!"  Security comes, EMT comes and Ed Hardly lady is pissed.  Old man has eyes open but I don't think he has a clue as to who he is or what's going on.  Ed Hardy lady is not letting EMT's get him out of the pool. She's pours water on her breasts and yells "He just needs to hydrate! Let him drink this water off my big titties!".  And she yells it over, and over.  It's a pretty comical situation now.  They get the man up out of the water and put him on the wheelchair.  "Don't embarrass him!"  REALLY?  She get's out of the water, dances with all her blubber and sits on his lap and gives him a lap dance".  I want to puke in my mouth and now everyone's laughing.  Security makes her get up and wheels him off the deck as the whole pool claps.  She says "Can I push him I think it'd be fun".  I wonder if she got paid!